im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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