CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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