belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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