How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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