You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
only you would photoshop your dick
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Randomize
