The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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