is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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