i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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