next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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