He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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