dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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