don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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