I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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