If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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