All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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