So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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