And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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