Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
zippers are such a cool invention
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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