I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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