took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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