Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Drunk is a universal language darling
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