Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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