Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
