you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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