Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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