Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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