went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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