I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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