i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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