i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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