Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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