Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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