I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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