I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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