Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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