fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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