I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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