Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
handjob tips. give me some.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Why is there bacon in the couch?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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