im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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