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• (708): View more from Illinois

  She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.

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  And she used to have such long ones. Sad.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is

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