Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?