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  I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  my text book just quoted the cookie monster

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.

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• (949): View more from California

  hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk

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• (253): View more from Washington

  sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...

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• (518): View more from New York

  I want a grilled cheese and an IV

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• (714): View more from California

  I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.

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• (707): View more from California

  Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!

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• (310): View more from California

  Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Paige is home safe.

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  Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...

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