I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick