and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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