I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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