I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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