Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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