NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
The best revenge is premature balding
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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