but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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