I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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