Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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