Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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