how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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