your thong is hanging out like whoa
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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