38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
