That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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