Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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