They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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