Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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