You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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