she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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