i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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