im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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