It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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