I haven't been this sober since birth.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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