they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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